{"id":1125,"date":"2016-04-28T19:28:29","date_gmt":"2016-04-29T03:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.unbc.ca\/huber\/?p=1125"},"modified":"2016-04-28T19:28:29","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T03:28:29","slug":"an-ode-to-the-musk-ox-in-our-lab-building-basement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/?p=1125","title":{"rendered":"An ode to the muskox in the lab building basement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Imagine for a moment that you&#8217;re a muskox<br \/>\nand it&#8217;s damned cold and even more damned<\/p>\n<p>windy.<\/p>\n<p>You scrape your hoof over a rock<br \/>\nto get at a veneer of moss under<br \/>\na drift of snow which<\/p>\n<p>incidentally<\/p>\n<p>is blowing around you and your herd<br \/>\nin diagonal-horizontal mini-tornadoes.<\/p>\n<p>A threat appears<br \/>\nout of the snow gusts<\/p>\n<p>and like you have so many times before<br \/>\nand like your ancestors have done for<\/p>\n<p>eons<br \/>\neons<br \/>\neons<br \/>\neons<\/p>\n<p>you form a head-outward ring<br \/>\naround the calves.<\/p>\n<p>Only this time its not<br \/>\nwolf or bear.<\/p>\n<p>A clawless<br \/>\ndull-toothed<br \/>\nstick-bearing beast.<\/p>\n<p>The ear-shattering thunder<br \/>\nshatters your skull.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Imagine for a moment that you&#8217;re a muskox<\/p>\n<p>on a pedestal<br \/>\nwith styro-snow<br \/>\nin the basement<br \/>\nof a university lab building<br \/>\nby an elevator<br \/>\ntucked in a corner<br \/>\npartially covered by a<\/p>\n<p>black<br \/>\nplastic<br \/>\ntarp.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s much warmer here.<\/p>\n<p>But if it were up to you<br \/>\nyou&#8217;d prefer the tundra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Imagine for a moment that you&#8217;re a muskox and it&#8217;s damned cold and even more damned windy. You scrape your hoof over a rock to get at a veneer of moss under a drift of snow which incidentally is blowing around you and your herd in diagonal-horizontal mini-tornadoes. A threat appears out of the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/?p=1125\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;An ode to the muskox in the lab building basement&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-because","category-natural-history"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huber.opened.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}